Wertie = Problems
She accused me of forgetting her birthday when in fact I didn't! Well I did. But that was two days in advance, when I thought I'd missed it already, found out I didn't and so the night before I sent her a card that spent many lonely nights all alone in the middle of her spambox surrounded by scary spam. *tear* Well that made no sense. Go me. Anyway, Wertie stated there should be a thread with this title. Here's what I made of it. Add your own Wertie problems! XD

Aww, how mean of her. =( I don't think I have any Wertie problems. =O

You have to have Wertie problems! =O She wants them.

Hey! I didn't know you sent me a card. xD It was lovely. :3 I do? =O Alpha, you're a Wertie problem. =O

Yes, I have a wertie problem. She totally told me a guy would ring my doorbell and we'd fall in love. Well Wertie where the hell is he? He's a like a few days late. xD

Uhm, he got caught in traffic...terrible huh?

Very unfortunate. I hope he didn't crash or die yet from starvation. He probably went to the wrong house...

If he went to the wrong house did he fall in love with the wrong girl too? =O

OMG PROBABLY. =O He fell in love with the girl next door Kristin. I'm terribly sorry. She totally pulled the moves on him.

That's problematic. The woman who lives to the left is married. There isn't a woman who lives to the right. Hmm... I need to find this girl and get my man back. xD

Maybe he kidnapped her husband. And fell in love with her. =O

.......... Uhm. Fraloopie. <_<; >_>; *cough*

My God..you geniuses. =o

So he's gay? Good job on picking Wertie. haha

Hey, he looked hawt. How am I supposed to tell whether they were gay or not in a catalogue hm? You tell me! *glares* >.>